Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Overpaid & Underdeveloped White House Staff

There is just too much comedic potential in this article. Take the following excerpts for example:

Misir, Deborah Nirmala Ethics Advisor $114,688
Baker, Stuart Director for Lessons Learned $106,641
Dornburg, Erica M. Ethics Advisor $100,547
Forgy, Michael O. Director, Training and Exercise Policy $100,547

Ethics Advisor? They obviously aren't doing their jobs, are they? Or at least they aren't transmitting any of that information to the President and his staff. And Director for Lessons Learned? I really do just want to roll around on the floor laughing my back side off? They don't learn from lessons they just ignore them or sweep them under the carpet.

Director, Training and Exercise Policy? That's super important to the nation, that we have a President and pooch in wonderful physical shape, never mind about his mental state. Oh, and don't forget to have a physical training policy to attempt to impose on all of your allies.

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